Please enjoy reading some funny Hillbilly sayings and famous Redneck quotes!!
Good Old Hillbilly Sayings. : )
Iza gonna go get me sompim i beback
My tongue twisted around my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying!
Not worth a hoot and a holler!
Slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.
Shit fire and save the matches
Grinning like a opossum shitting peach seeds.
dumer na coal bucket
Hottern a hen on a hot rock.
You dasn't do it
Colder than a well diggers ass
gonna havta open up a can a' whoopass on ya
Carry it in a poke.
Don't make me no nevermind
Don't that just crack yer yaller?
Pert neer, but not plumb.
Ya' bought y'self a five gallon bucket a woopass
Don't let it rattle your bones!
Did you look for that UP UNDER the bed
Don't worry, shit floats.
It’ll cure what ails ya
Better watch out for them marsh rabbits. They might take your leg off, if they had a mind to
Way up yonder
Headed to the crick
Fixin to shake a tale feather
Iffin youd be more spific bout what your askin I might be able to help youins out.
I don't reckon I understand yer question.
Well I’ll be
"I'll be over yonder dreckly, y'all just havta wait a minute
Ain'tcha got arry one better'n that un?
jeet yet? yont to!
Pull up your britches
I done did that
I went fishin yesterday night
I aint got no money
The chitlins are out playin in the sandbox
you did bring your knife whidjadidja
dag nab it
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